Malone Girls Christmas Newsletter....

THE MALONE GIRLS

We all know that everyone is DYING to know about how us Malone Girls are doing this holiday season/new year. Well, it’s your lucky day...

“Wait for it... It’s going to be LEGEND... I hope you’re not lactose intolerant cause it DAIRY... LEGENDARY!!!”

JAIME:

She works at Utah Valley University in the Intramural Department. She is currently planning on going back to school and getting her Master’s Degree in... “crap I don’t know” (Those were her exact words). She wants to one day run her own support group for victims of rape and/or domestic violence. She is the “mature” and studious one of the bunch... But it doesn’t take that much to be the mature one. Her goal in life is to be the marble champion of the world and to marry all three Jonas Brothers! That will be a 5 second dance party if I say so myself!

CORI:

She works for Provo High School as a hot sexy lunch lady! Although as much as she loves that job, her true ambition is to be a forensic scientist. She is hoping to go back to school within the next year. She is HIGHLY addicted to CSI: LV. She is currently looking for her Prince Charming, but sadly is only finding retards in tinfoil. She is the jokester of the bunch. Always crakin’ jokes and making everyone laugh... HaHa! ;) She loves to read, write, and bounce. Let me see your body bounce baby!

WHITNEY PAIGE:

She is a GORGEOUS girl, I must say! ;) People look at her and are like, DANGGGGG GIRLLLLLLL! She is currently going to Utah Valley University and is majoring in Early Childhood Education. She will be getting her certificate this April. She is planning in the fall to go to Nail Tech school. She is also hoping to take some photography classes. She is also SUPER SUPER excited for her missionary to come home in March! :D ßYes... That’s how excited she is, probably even more though... She is Miss Attitude... If she has a problem with you... Just take a number... You may be there for a while... She is way excited to go to Australia this summer to do... Oh you know... Stuff! ;) (Like look at things and sites and eat food and see things and people and stuff and yeah...)

We hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and a merry new year! Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do... Well, never mind... That’s not saying much! Juuuuuuuuuuuust........... Be good. We love you all! MUAH!

If you care to know more about us... Which I’m sure you do, cause lets face it we are a walking soap opera. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! Anyway, we all have blogs and we want you... Yes, you... You see me pointing at you... to check them out. K? Thanks!

Jaime: jaimma.blogspot.com

Cori: corimalone.blogspot.com

Whitney Paige: whitneypaigemalone.blogspot.com

Yes... You’ve been PONED! SUCKAS!