Memorable Quotes from Mexico

• Have you seen my eyes? They are glazed and bagged.... Like doughnuts!
• I'm going to get out and stretch my butt muscles.
• If I was a bum that is the bridge I would choose.
• They are like look at me, my car is a flaming piece of poo.
• I'm so glad I went shooting on Friday. It prepared me to see that gun!
• I am so in love!
• Listdexia is setting in
• Come on Jaime, don't be shy. Say something spastic!
• Aliens!

• Ah, look at that cute bridge. It reminds me of home.

You live under a bridge?

• Look! White aliens!
• And it all went south from there....
  
• They need to be introduced to Skip
• Poo! She gave me poo!
• .... Squeak....
• I'm high... I mean um hi
• I'm leaking
• Nigger finger... Nigger bird!
• Oh man I just wanna get naked.
• You don't have teeth and there's leeches in your eye
• Look, its a turkey!
• This is a nice sleeping bag!

(you have NO idea...)

• I am a genius -- that's why they pig me the big butts... I mean- that's why they pay me the big bucks
• I'm very comfortable sitting on this bomb.
• Just keep going til you see the toilet paper.
• Why does everything have to be about me?!
• Squeak and Snort.

You can't call them that. It sounds like names you would give to rats!

• Greg, will you sleep with us?
• You just grabbed my butt again.

Jenny, just wait until tonight...

• Snort as loud as you can and let's see if it echos!!!
• I'm gonna go skinny dipping.

I'll be right there!

• Three girls asked me to sleep with them. Of course I have to do it or else I'd have to turn in my man card.
• Oh my burn!
• Cow... I mean Clint
• I was going to avoid nature.... darn it!
• Come on Jaime. Don't be rock shy
• I did it!
• I should shave. My legs are bushier than the President.
• I'm a camper!

You're a good camper.... You're a happy camper.

• When I get home I am going to go camping again. Real camping. Camping where I get to pee on rocks!
• I wonder what it was like when Adam and Eve found out they were naked?

Hey, we're naked! And we're different!

• I'm not surprised. Monique was involved.

I'm not gay!

• There was a snake chasing me and it had a skunks body. It jumped at me. It could bite and spray.
• Whose clothes are in here?

They should be yours...
Whoa! Those aren't yours!

• Do you think they said naked or nudity? They spoke Adamic. What would they have said in Adamic?

... Hoo ha!!!...

• Let's name them.

Before we throw them on the fire? Alright, Bert and Bertha. Lets go!

• Vince, take your shirt off!

Whoa! That's not the first time I've heard that this week!

• Grandma only bites the people she loves. She hasn't bitten me in years.
• I'm like the village idiot of dating.
• Greg, how do you close this?
• Death to the Yankees!

Death to you Peavler!

• You all citizens?

Si, we are Seetezens...